sexcake:

i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me

There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.

— C.S. Lewis (via larmoyante)

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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fabulouhs:

cohfee:

transparent wooo
omg, it actually worked

q’d
sexually-aggressive-cas:

uphillgardeners:

i

DO U WANT APLE?
anomalousnovice:

smellsliketime:

This is what i’m doing in my photoshop class. 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
emilyphillipo:

 


• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

He’s John Paul Jones. Head cheer leader, Home Coming Queen, and part time model.

— Jimmy Page introducing John Paul Jones to George Harrison. (via this-is-tomorow)