redgrieve:

Awww yes wow you hate humanity you hate everyone that’s adorable lemme pinch your cheeks

moltres:

me tryin to look at your dick

17yr:

[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives

vincentvangoghoutwithme:

*my mum calls ur mum*

ur son didnt reblog my sons selfie